Ella's Birthday

It's July 31st... I heard over HotFm this morning... it is Ella's 40th birthday today. hehehe... Heppy Buffday Sis Ella... ;-) Muga panjang omor n dimurahkan rejki... err dan cepat dpt jodoh? kwang3x...

picture taken masa buffday Cik Pejoh... @ HRC last April
Shahlin - Ela - B'day girl - Me - Kakak Ela

hmm... @ 40... still single... I have another 11 years to go to reach that state. kwang3x....
before that I would like to post question ni kat Cik Pejah n Drama Divva dolu... eh... rop in Zetty la! hahaha.... korang da jumpa soul mate lom?? ;)

Anyway, last weekend I was in Guoman, Port Dickson... we had 3D2N workshop to discuss benda2 strategic ni ler... It was so packed sampaikan pantai pun tengok from my room je... :-(
Blady tired as I was one of the secretatiat for the workshop.
My new name : Mic! Mic! Mic!
har har har....
[da setiap kali participants nak bercakap je, sure depa carik I and ucap Mic!] hehehe

Until now still fenat.... sorry laa... we talk2 again later2 eh....
have a great day people!

Camera ready? Acthung...

another drama diva in the making?

lets see her actions.... Camera ready? A-C-T-I-O-N!

shhh.... baby's sleeping...

abang.... don't disturb me please! Go away!

jurukamera pun cam kompius.. camne aksi nanges ni nampak cam dia suka2 plak dlm gambo. hehehe.... camera trick agaknya eh? hmm...

adik continue sleeping....
abang keeps on kacau-ing her...
hehehe... chakk!!!

tadaaaa
da tak nanges daaaaah.....

hahaha

sekian, itulah sahaja aksi-aksi anak sedara saya
Tuan / Puan pengarah felem....
any takers? hehehe

Citer last weekend

Today is 18 July... what to story the morning glory eh? lama jugak tak story2 ni...

hmm.... berapa ramai jejaka Malaya yang frust semalam si la hangkat tangan weh! hahaha.... I know someone tengah memendam rasa *kan Cik Pijah kan? kwang3x....
Encik Helmi... kalau da jodoh tak kemana... sanggup tunggu ka? hehehe /me gurau je Bao... jgn mare haa...

Last weekend my futsal team masuk tournament futsal, organized by Kompleks Sukan Negara... gosh... camne leh tak hambek satu gambo pun... saya amat mushkil... We managed to jadik johan kumpulan and masuk 2nd round on Sunday (pusingan kalah balik) hehehe kalah mati ler....

So, ape lagi... me as the kapitan beriya2 laa kasik semangat kat my team mates... kita kena main bermati-matian... ni our chance lah. Korang nak tau ape yang terjadi???

Jeng jeng jeng.... badi pasukan England yang tidak pernah tidak menang jika amek tendangan penalty waktu piala dunio menjelma... kwang3x (giler perasan nak compare ngan team England kan?) hahaha

Saya da la pakai jersey no. 7! adeh... konon2 pi jadik tukang sepak yang pertama laa... GOSH! Punya la besar pintu goal tu.... pi tendang keluar.. boleh tak???

So, moral of the story: Jika nak amek tendangan penalty in the future... make sure dlm kepala hotak tu ada satu pilihan je. Kalau ada 2 (mcm saya aritu).... otak suh buat lain... signal lewat hantar kat kaki.... apa lagi.... jadik lain laa.... Memang itu kepala jugak ada hard rock di dalam.... :p

Our team tak de kalah pun dalam tourney tu... 2 menang and 1 seri (hari Sabtu) then ahad kira kalah penalty.... memang nasib tak menyebelahi pasukan Underground FC... takpe... kalah penalty is ok...

Next same tourney bulan December... tungguuuuuuuuu......

citer2 petang jomaat...

apa lagi Tan Sri Francis Teoh tu nak godam kan lagi duit kerajaan eh?

Tak cukup TNB kena tipu (secara terhormat) dengan kewujudan IPP... (masa dia proposed cara bayaran utk elektrik dulu kala dgn guna IPP tu... none of the gomen servant knows how to calculate it.... so, rakyat guna or tidak pun elektrik2 tu.... depa da dapat UNTUNG tahap dewa dewi)

tu satu kes lama...

kes terbaru plak... nak suggest buat ala-ala bullet train dari KL ke S'pore. Apa kes??? Ramai sangat ke orang2 kaye yang nak pi S'pore naik bullet train tuh? 90 minit? walawee..............

Naik bas - RM70 [4-5 jam]
Naik Train - RM40-RM50 [8-9 jam]
Naik Air Asia (ada ke?)
Naik MAS (RM300++)
*figure kat atas ni aku main tibai je.... takde kene mengene dgn yg hidup atau yang mati eh... :p

Tu la... kita nak gak berdiskusi tentang projek ala-ala bullet train dari KL ke S'pore.
Boleh dikategorikan sebagai projek Mega rite? --> RM8 Billion tuh! bukan canak2 anak tuh.... 'BeeLeeOn'....

Ratus, Ribu, Juta, Billion... /me pinar bijik mato....

Persoalan daku malam tadi... katakan lah projek tu diluluskan oleh kabinet ke siapa2 je lah... adakah RM8billion tu akan datang daripada duit kerajaan + private investment? berapa slalunya % bahagi2 eh? 50-50? Even 50-50 pun... RM4Billion tuh!

Perlukan kita akan projek Mega ni? Sudah habes seluruh kampung2 satu Malaysia ni ada jalan TAR dan rumah ada elektrik? Sudah habes fakir2 miskin di negara kita ni yang mempunyai tempat untuk berteduh? Sudah abes kita mengupgradekan keperluan2 dlm negara yang boleh meninggkatkan lagi kecekapan human capital kita?

Projek jambatan tu je dah cukup laa... pengajaran.... da la tak siap.. pastu tak pasal2 kena bayo ganti rugi.... hm.. sape la yang dapat manafaatnye?

Orang yang kaya bertambah kaya....

Malaysian English

Lawak jam 2.30pm... ;-)

Who says our English is teruk? Just see below...
Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-point, effective, etc...

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get through. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians: No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ah?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEMENT, OVER A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you've said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you've been staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what had just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen? Why like that?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it, here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me!
Malaysians:Celaka u